Sindagstik is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, tranquil clam.

Sindagstik created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sindagstik, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sindagstik, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sindagstik's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sindagstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Sindagstik on top of important buildings.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help whales in need.

5. Always obey Sindagstik's priests.