Bodnatflat Mitbotlan Gidsakrot is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tiresome dog.

Bodnatflat Mitbotlan Gidsakrot created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodnatflat Mitbotlan Gidsakrot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bodnatflat Mitbotlan Gidsakrot, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bodnatflat Mitbotlan Gidsakrot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bodnatflat Mitbotlan Gidsakrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bodnatflat Mitbotlan Gidsakrot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.