Gigkinpang is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient fairy.

Gigkinpang created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigkinpang, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gigkinpang, it will strike you with lightening.

Gigkinpang's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gigkinpang's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.