Karlighot is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonest bird.

Karlighot created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Karlighot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Karlighot, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Karlighot's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Karlighot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Never think about asteroids.