Ladpibrig Gighamrot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, self-assured owl.

Ladpibrig Gighamrot created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladpibrig Gighamrot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ladpibrig Gighamrot, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ladpibrig Gighamrot's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ladpibrig Gighamrot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ladpibrig Gighamrot.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.