Rignakpin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish seal.

Rignakpin created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rignakpin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rignakpin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Rignakpin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rignakpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near eagles while wearing green scarves and balancing three nickel spheres on your chest.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Rignakpin on top of all buildings.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.