Rapfobrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, moody jellyfish.

Rapfobrutt created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapfobrutt, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rapfobrutt, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rapfobrutt's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rapfobrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always help whales.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rapfobrutt.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.