Sidtarrig is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty
rat.
Sidtarrig created dark energy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Sidtarrig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Sidtarrig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Sidtarrig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Sidtarrig's Holy Commandments1. Never mention snakes.
2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never wear dresses.
5. Retreat if five geese approach from the west.