Sidtarrig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, almighty rat.

Sidtarrig created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sidtarrig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sidtarrig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sidtarrig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Sidtarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Retreat if five geese approach from the west.