Mifhabbat is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered
hamster.
Mifhabbat created an up quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mifhabbat, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Mifhabbat, it will turn you into a mole.
Mifhabbat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Mifhabbat's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always help sick otters.
5. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the south.