Mifhabbat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered hamster.

Mifhabbat created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifhabbat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mifhabbat, it will turn you into a mole.

Mifhabbat's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mifhabbat's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the south.