Dagmidmig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, effective frog.

Dagmidmig created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dagmidmig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dagmidmig, he will remove you from existence.

Dagmidmig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dagmidmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to dolphins while wearing mauve rings.

2. Put Dagmidmig first in all things.

3. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat bread.