Dibnabgam is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, impressive finch.

Dibnabgam created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibnabgam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dibnabgam, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dibnabgam's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dibnabgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Always stare at clouds.