Nurthadgilzim is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent capybara.

Nurthadgilzim created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurthadgilzim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurthadgilzim, she will turn you into a mole.

Nurthadgilzim's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nurthadgilzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green rings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nurthadgilzim on top of all buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.