Gatsathin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying ferret.

Gatsathin created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatsathin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gatsathin, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gatsathin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gatsathin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.