Gebyartnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fussy bird.

Gebyartnarl created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebyartnarl, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebyartnarl, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gebyartnarl's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gebyartnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Gebyartnarl must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Retreat if three tortoises approach from the east.