Fetkonflabzignil is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, witless goat.

Fetkonflabzignil created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fetkonflabzignil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fetkonflabzignil, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fetkonflabzignil's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fetkonflabzignil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Always take life seriously.