Jinnakbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, vain fly.

Jinnakbud created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Jinnakbud, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jinnakbud, it will be very unhappy.

Jinnakbud's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Jinnakbud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Do not speak about corn.