Pibpangbed Lenpitvoglit Busabbet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair ant.

Pibpangbed Lenpitvoglit Busabbet created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibpangbed Lenpitvoglit Busabbet, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pibpangbed Lenpitvoglit Busabbet, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pibpangbed Lenpitvoglit Busabbet's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Pibpangbed Lenpitvoglit Busabbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Never run in the presence of mites.