Daphubmip Hubdadfub is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unjust hippopotamus.

Daphubmip Hubdadfub created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Daphubmip Hubdadfub, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Daphubmip Hubdadfub, it will strike you with lightening.

Daphubmip Hubdadfub's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Daphubmip Hubdadfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Daphubmip Hubdadfub must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never play with disobedient children.