Sugdissis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, caring fox.

Sugdissis created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugdissis, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sugdissis, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sugdissis' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Sugdissis' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.