Gebmantailrill is a god.

He takes the form of a small, caring butterfly.

Gebmantailrill created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebmantailrill, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebmantailrill, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gebmantailrill's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gebmantailrill's Holy Commandments

1. Gebmantailrill must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near birds while wearing magenta trousers and balancing eight silver spheres on your back.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.