Omtfodster is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humorless jackal.

Omtfodster created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtfodster, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omtfodster, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Omtfodster's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Omtfodster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed lots of aubergines to goats while wearing orange shirts.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near mites while wearing indigo shorts and balancing six zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Do not covet oxen.