Bantailvigflan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, uncaring badger.

Bantailvigflan created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bantailvigflan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bantailvigflan, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bantailvigflan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bantailvigflan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never paint your arms purple.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.