Gadbafgep is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical jaguar.

Gadbafgep created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gadbafgep, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gadbafgep, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gadbafgep's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gadbafgep's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gadbafgep on top of all buildings.