Bepcimven is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical gnu.

Bepcimven created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepcimven, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bepcimven, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bepcimven's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bepcimven's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near birds while wearing black rings.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Bepcimven on top of important buildings.