Dubpidham is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent fish.

Dubpidham created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubpidham, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dubpidham, he will ignore you.

Dubpidham's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dubpidham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not kill monkeys.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.