Sasyatgup Busjonkam Mumhaplun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, kind duck.

Sasyatgup Busjonkam Mumhaplun created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sasyatgup Busjonkam Mumhaplun, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sasyatgup Busjonkam Mumhaplun, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sasyatgup Busjonkam Mumhaplun's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sasyatgup Busjonkam Mumhaplun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Sasyatgup Busjonkam Mumhaplun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sasyatgup Busjonkam Mumhaplun.