Fudvanweg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless finch.

Fudvanweg created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Fudvanweg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudvanweg, she will not care.

Fudvanweg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fudvanweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Always help sick sheep.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near swans while wearing violet shorts and balancing eight silver spheres on your back.

5. Fudvanweg loves cats, so they must be honoured.