Tambonvagmif is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome wren.

Tambonvagmif created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tambonvagmif, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tambonvagmif, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tambonvagmif's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tambonvagmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Tambonvagmif loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Shrews are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about cats.
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