Danmegwip Cidyattbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless spider.

Danmegwip Cidyattbom created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Danmegwip Cidyattbom, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Danmegwip Cidyattbom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Danmegwip Cidyattbom's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Danmegwip Cidyattbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never hurt swans.