Fitragyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered bee.

Fitragyatt created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitragyatt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fitragyatt, he will destroy your home planet.

Fitragyatt's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fitragyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Do not listen to music.