Arnnegflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, all-powerful pigeon.

Arnnegflag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnnegflag, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arnnegflag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Arnnegflag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Arnnegflag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Arnnegflag on top of all buildings.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.