Dumpitpark is a god.

He takes the form of a large, kind ferret.

Dumpitpark created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumpitpark, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dumpitpark, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Dumpitpark's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dumpitpark's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help manatees in need.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.