Higmithon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional lion.

Higmithon created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higmithon, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Higmithon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Higmithon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Higmithon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Hide if nine gulls approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.