Tagfebcem is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, grumpy dolphin.

Tagfebcem created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfebcem, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tagfebcem, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tagfebcem's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tagfebcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. You must love Tagfebcem.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tagfebcem loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.