Hudsatvab Hamrotpithivfashabgat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive bat.

Hudsatvab Hamrotpithivfashabgat created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Hudsatvab Hamrotpithivfashabgat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudsatvab Hamrotpithivfashabgat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Hudsatvab Hamrotpithivfashabgat's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hudsatvab Hamrotpithivfashabgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hudsatvab Hamrotpithivfashabgat's name in vain.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.