Kikligdam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, flying guinea pig.

Kikligdam created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikligdam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kikligdam, it will turn you into a snail.

Kikligdam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kikligdam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Kikligdam on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.