Buskaptag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable dragon.

Buskaptag created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Buskaptag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Buskaptag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Buskaptag's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Buskaptag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never sprint in the presence of seals.