Hadbodwipstan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-confident squirrel.

Hadbodwipstan created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadbodwipstan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hadbodwipstan, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hadbodwipstan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hadbodwipstan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hadbodwipstan.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Hadbodwipstan on top of important buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.