Largrenlat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident slug.

Largrenlat created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Largrenlat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Largrenlat, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Largrenlat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Largrenlat's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Run away from indigo ducks, for they are unholy.