Lennattam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind centaur.

Lennattam created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lennattam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lennattam, it will laugh at you.

Lennattam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Lennattam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Lennattam's priests.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about spacetime near badgers while wearing white kilts.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.