Tagzimgig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient jaguar.

Tagzimgig created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagzimgig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tagzimgig, she will be very unhappy.

Tagzimgig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tagzimgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Tagzimgig loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never pour water over plants.