Yimkaryarp is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident aardvark.

Yimkaryarp created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimkaryarp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yimkaryarp, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yimkaryarp's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yimkaryarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Run away if five porpoises approach from the south.

3. Worship no other gods but Yimkaryarp.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.