Nilhinhub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive capybara.

Nilhinhub created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilhinhub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nilhinhub, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nilhinhub's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nilhinhub's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never hop near turtles.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Put Nilhinhub first in all things.

5. Do not commit murder.