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He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind tapir.

Bomyimvol Fonloopsawstipbogsawnartdit created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomyimvol Fonloopsawstipbogsawnartdit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bomyimvol Fonloopsawstipbogsawnartdit, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bomyimvol Fonloopsawstipbogsawnartdit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bomyimvol Fonloopsawstipbogsawnartdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never feed lots of oranges to ants while wearing cyan scarves.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never feed grapes to otters while wearing pink boots.