Tadhundin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust cobra.

Tadhundin created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadhundin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadhundin, it will turn you into a goat.

Tadhundin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tadhundin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tadhundin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. You must love Tadhundin.