Ragpidpib is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, astonishing mole.

Ragpidpib created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Ragpidpib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ragpidpib, she will send you a sign.

Ragpidpib's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Ragpidpib's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.