Larnjabqueegfon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, sage shrew.

Larnjabqueegfon created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Larnjabqueegfon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Larnjabqueegfon, it will ignore you.

Larnjabqueegfon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Larnjabqueegfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Hide from mauve frogs for they are unholy.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Larnjabqueegfon in the centre of the settlement.