Queegbutbun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody camel.

Queegbutbun created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbutbun, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Queegbutbun, it will turn you into a rock.

Queegbutbun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Queegbutbun's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. You must pray to Queegbutbun six times a day.