Boplidnil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain finch.

Boplidnil created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Boplidnil, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Boplidnil, she will jump up and down on your head.

Boplidnil's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Boplidnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt nematodes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Erect three tin sculptures of Boplidnil on top of important buildings.

5. Pray towards the north.