Dumflagwon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic mouse.

Dumflagwon created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumflagwon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dumflagwon, she will not care.

Dumflagwon's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dumflagwon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about gravity.